As I sat my growing bum on the couch tonight, my loving husband decided to read my some stats about American porn stars. Typical Monday night conversation…
Point is, after eating cake for breakfast, lunch, and dinner today, after gaining 25 lbs, and after a couple of weeks of not so great sleep, there is a glimmer of hope for people like me.
Turns out, the worlds heaviest porn star was not a mere 250 pounds, like I had thought, but SEVEN HUNDRED POUNDS. Now if someone can get it up for her, then really are your problems all that complicated?
So, when life gets tough, and you’re flabby, tired, and just feel like the blob, porn will always be there to lift you up when you are feeling down!
Chin up, kid.